Throughout New York Fashion Week, the artists, celebrities, and commentators of the fashion world all descend upon Manhattan to absorb a number of dozen runway reveals the place they’ll see — and critique — what we’ll all be sporting in six months (or, extra precisely, what we’ll all be sporting free, tame, opaque variations of in, like, 9 months).
However why ought to New York fashionistas have all of the enjoyable? There are loads of designers right here within the land of popular culture, and we’ve had a entrance row seat to each imaginary onscreen runway. Do you ever watch, say, The Satan Wears Prada and marvel, ‘Wait, is James Holt’s fall line even price all this drama?’ We’ve determined it’s time to offer seven fictional designers the intense Fashion Week consideration they deserve.
Billy “Fancy Pants,” College of Rock (2003)
Although pretty new to the scene, Billy — affectionately nicknamed “Fancy Pants” in some trade circles — has proven outstanding progress as an artist in a brief interval of time. Whereas his debut assortment, ambitiously titled “Glitter Rock, Glam, and Fabulous,” was shamelessly reductive, the younger artist realized quick from his errors. He listened extra deliberately to that referential intuition of his and dedicated to it thoughtfully together with his sophomore effort: a cheekily self-reflexive non-public faculty-impressed assortment that paid off admirably. If his ascent from cheesy (and we hated it) to trainer’s pet is any indication, he’ll be one to look at within the seasons to come back.
Elizabeth James, The Father or mother Lure (1998)
Elizabeth James herself has at all times seemed to be a tolerably stylish girl, identified for the piecey haircut and impartial-toned boat-necked shift silhouettes that she has worn ever since these issues first got here into fashion 20 years in the past (regrettably, she has not deserted this look because it went out of type, nevertheless it’s inoffensive sufficient that almost all of her trade pals have turned a blind eye on her dated private style). In terms of her marriage ceremony robes, nevertheless, Ms. James’ penchant for the ‘90s is inexcusable. The best offender is the really unlucky “High Hat Bride” look that got here late within the decade and began a bridal craze for reasonable-wanting, unwell-becoming, glimmering excessive-necked bodices atop poorly gathered taffeta princess skirts. The highest hat didn’t assist a lot, nevertheless it was nearly even worse: Because the story goes, Ms. James let her 11-year-outdated daughter select which chapeau to incorporate within the — and the preteen nearly went with a black one. Are you able to think about?
Edna Mode, The Incredibles (2004)
For years now, we now have adopted the profession of Edna Mode with nice curiosity — and with nice issue, for the reclusive designer is unfailingly discreet about any tasks for her mysterious purchasers. Primarily based on the little she has allowed the general public to see, nevertheless, we're persistently impressed by Ms. Mode’s really groundbreaking textile work, which, it's rumored, consists of one sturdy knit that may truly disappear to the bare eye.
Regardless of her unimaginable developments in materials applied sciences, nevertheless, the one factor of Ms. Mode’s work that has, after a number of seasons, ceased to thrill us is her tendency to fall again on acquainted silhouettes time and time once more. Whereas we recognize that she designs for a novel shopper whose wants will inevitably restrict her considerably, we're perplexed by her cussed refusal to include new design options — most notably capes. Who doesn’t like a good cape? We love a cape.
Franca DiMontecatini, The Lizzie McGuire Film (2003)
Franca DiMontecatini’s work has but to catch on within the States, the place her outlandish aesthetic is decidedly flashier than prevailing tastes enable. She is a tried-and-true title in her native Italy, nevertheless, the place she appears to have discovered her area of interest designing for music personalities — most notably Isabella Parigi — and is thought for her excessive-idea, multi-piece, convertible efficiency ensembles. Business sources inform us latest deliberate collaboration with Rihanna went south quicker than it even started, nevertheless, and that the designer is not on talking phrases with Madonna after a horrible electrical-wiring incident hospitalized each girls simply days earlier than the Met Gala. If Signora DiMontecatini hopes to ever break large within the U.S., she’ll must study to play good with our pop stars.
Marilla Brown, Designing Lady (1957)
Marilla Brown hasn’t had a present for many years, however her final one — proven in 1957, earlier than she transitioned to stage costume design — is at all times price a revisit. Ms. Brown’s vivid palette, glamorous silhouettes, and beautiful tailoring really make her physique of work a traditional, although she did generally are likely to over-embellish — which admittedly served her properly when she started designing for Lori Shannon musical extravaganzas.
Jacobim Mugatu, Zoolander (2001)
Jacobim Mugatu is an icon, however he suffered a legendary fall from grace together with his unwell-conceived “Derelicte” marketing campaign, starring mannequin Derek Zoolander. The entire thing ended horribly, and Mr. Mugatu by no means managed to redeem himself or save his tarnished popularity with one other good assortment earlier than his premature (alleged) demise. Although his profession ended on a horrible low, nevertheless, his contribution to the world of fashion was immeasurable, and we will forgive his many sins out of gratitude for the invention of the enduring piano-key necktie.
James Holt, The Satan Wears Prada (2006)
There’s a purpose the film isn’t referred to as The Satan Wears James Holt. That’s all.